Look, the sense of security in gals !!!!!

Hey Frenz, I got this forwarded mail few days back from a very good friend of mine, won't mention her name, obviously. Look what the gals of our campus feel....hehe...
So, here it goes:......

The problems with GUYS :

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

The moral of the story is???????